Mexican Shoeshine

The green tinted stain you gets on the white parts of your shoes from mowing the lawn.

Damn, this Mexican Shoeshine is costing me a small fortune in shoes.

by zrity November 15, 2011

Mexican Sleighride

A term used to describe a specific uncomfortable situation involving consumption of large quantities of Mexican Cuisine. After consuming lots of Mexican food (i.e. spicy bean Burritos) the subject proceeds to defecate themselves while riding a slip n’ slide. Can also be used to describe anal sex with a person who has diarrhea.

“I just ate a ton of Taco Bell let’s get the slip ‘n slide and go for a Mexican Sleighride!”

“Oh man look at the bathroom floor, it looks like someone went for a Mexican Sleighride in here!”

Bob: Hey Jim, smell my finger.
Jim: Nasty! It smells like asshole!
Bob: Yea, I just went for a Mexican Sleighride on Emily. She loaded up enchiladas and laxative!

by BlackboyT September 30, 2011

Mexican pizza

when you stretch your nutsack out and your partner shits on it, sprinkles diced tomatoes on it and then you cut it into 4 pieces and eat it with your partner

the hottest thing my girl ever did was give me a Mexican pizza

by ligma song January 11, 2023

Mexican Overdrive

When a driver shifts a vehicle into neutral while going downhill, to make the vehicle go faster than if it were in gear.

Buddy I was goin' down that fuckin' hill there on up the road and I just came bombin' down it in mexican overdrive. Fuck that rig goes fast.

by fuckingiver69 November 15, 2018

Mexican Drano

Any Mexican meal that once ingested rockets through your stomach and out "unclogging the drain".

Lisa and I had dinner at Loco Mexico last night and the Mexican Drano hit the porcelain an hour later.

by Urban humor August 9, 2017

Mexican Snowblower

When fucking a cocaine smuggler and she forgot to take the bag out of her pussy. The bag explodes and both party members recieve high amounts of cocaine.

Man I'm done fucking Hispanic women. She forget to take the bag of coke out of her pussy and boom I became a Mexican Snowblower. Trump needs to hurry up and build this Damn wall.

by NiggaTritt January 14, 2019

mexican earthquake

A seismic activity cause by pure joy.

After a big world cup victory, a mexican earthquake shook the city, fucking the germans in its wake.

by glamthrax June 19, 2018