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by ponktree March 5, 2023
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matthew aaron rogers

Musician and funny idiot, slightly less intelligent than his brother so needs to learn something stupid like learning the guitar. He is a well known piss head and funny guy most people refer to him as a teddy bear. The aaron is pronounced "air on". Has really fluffy hair!
"hey dude you look like a teddy but you are kinda looking more like a musical teddy"
"yeah i'm a matthew aaron rogers"
by Teddy Bear1994 November 4, 2013
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Matthew dobbin

by strathyisposh November 23, 2021
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Matthew

Matthew is the name of a man who is funny and smart and kind but most of all will be the first one to help you out if you need it. Sometimes Matthew goes by Matt but the best people call him Guapo because he is so attractive. He is talented in almost every sport and has enough zeal to power a small city-state for a century. Matt won't hesitate to pour all of that zeal out on whatever playing field or court he might be on, so be sure to pick him for your team. Actually, to be honest it's more likely that he will be picking you. Matt is a natural leader who will go to hell and back for you if necessary. In fact, he has been to hell and back multiple times. His successful leadership stems in part from his ability to empathize with all sorts of people with all sorts of backgrounds. He has a knack of saying exactly what you need to hear, and the thing is he means it.

Like all superheros though, Matt has some weaknesses. Dogs, for example, will cause him to lose awareness of the size of things around him. This might cause unexpected actions such as leaping over a 5 foot fence in order to pet the aforementioned dog. Another weakness worth mentioning is Matt's love, nay, obsession over meat and the various ways it can be grilled, cooked, smoked, etc, etc. Watch out Saturday, it's smokin' time.

All in all a Matthew is the kind of person you want to be around. Stick with him. He is a keeper. He will love you despite your best efforts.
Oh no there is a dog! Quick coach, start the workout so Matthew won't run away!

Aw Matthew! Thank you for bringing me ice cream. You're a good man.

Yes Matthew, I'll marry you.
by Isabel or Jackson September 24, 2018
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Matthew

Matthew is Lowkey a beaner. He’s super shy and weird. He’s in a very serious relationship with Wendy. He plays baseball and he kinda thick.
“Omgg are you going to Matthews game on Saturday
by Dezi anaiya December 6, 2019
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Matthew Bean

Someone who got annoyed that their name wasn't in the urban dictionary so got me to add it.
by Xocrone September 16, 2020
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Matthew Nagisa1000

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Matthew Nagisa1000 moment
by MATTHEW NAGISA1k October 26, 2020
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