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go suck a horse

an insult that you use on friends. wont work effectively on enemies/people you dislike.
friend 1 - go suck a horse
friend 2 - ouch.
by yasi. November 29, 2018
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quick horse

A form of beastiality that uses race horses for a quicky.
Oh man i went dow to the stables last night and javiers racer game me a nice quick horse
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horse feeding

When someone is lying
Jim: yeah I can bench 315 for 10 reps

Michael: you’re horse feeding right now
by jamalbigd May 4, 2024
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Horse cock

A big massive dick that deserves to be in a museum , Horse cocks don't typically fit in normal boxers and they have to have special ones made for their big penis, normally these are given to the men who did stuff right in their past life, and they often make jokes about having a small dick or they don't get offended by them.
He sent me a picture of it last night he has such a horse cock
by ILOVEHORSECOCKS May 2, 2023
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horses knuckle

when two people get in a fight and one guy slaps the other and defeats him with instantly or with only barely any punches.
Person 1: Woah Dude! Did you see that? He just knocked him out with only two punches!
Person 2: Man that was a quick fight. That guy really has a horses knuckle!
by briansten March 5, 2023
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just like them horses

a wonderful term used to describe almost anything you can fathom if you try hard enough. because is there anything horses aren't capable of?
Person 1: wow look at Cody. I wish we could do it bare back
Person 2: just like them horses
by sharknadointheroses June 16, 2017
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A jellyfish sex with Horse salt Vs. starburst inside a coffee machine.
"Jellyfish sex horse salt Vs. starburst in the coffee machine." "Sorry guys, my brain doesn't feel good." - Soup from the Goons
by The Ultimate Gooner August 31, 2025
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