Goats your float

A condescending phrase used to express indifference to someone who has an opposing (wrong) opinion.

Dude 1: "The Earth is flat - I have proof!"
Dude 2: "Whatever goats your float, man."

by GoatYourFloat December 19, 2022

No-Goat

“When goat doesn’t like it”-Kurtis Conner

“No-Goat, he doesn’t like it”

by No-goat December 29, 2021

Goat Cheese

Meaning, yeah, agreed, for real, literally or for sure. Rumoured to be a mishearing of fo wheeze which took a like of its own.

Guy 1 “wanna hang at mine later” Guy 2 “Goat cheese”

Guy1 “I hate this class” Guy 2 “ literal goat cheese bro”

by UrbanDictator? July 19, 2025

harold goates

the best science teacher to walk this planet. no doubt about it.

"harold goates is the best teacher ever!!"

by bigman59583 February 13, 2024

Goat

Polo G

Guy 1: Rod Wave is the motherfucking goat
Guy 2: Rod Wave is Polo G?
Guy 1: what?
Guy 2: you heard me is Rod Wave, Polo G?
Guy 1: no
Guy 2: so don't call him the goat his music is good but he isn't the goat Polo G is the motherfucking goat

by LiquifyWithIce April 20, 2021

goat blooded

Having the greatest blood of all time! Made my the GOAT master Isaac Molina.

Isaac: I'm not cold blooded. I'm goat blooded.

by Chubbychandler June 1, 2017

GOAT

1. Greatest of All-Time (G.O.A.T.)
2. Another term to use when talking about any of the following people: Tom Brady, Michael Jordan, LeBron James, Larry Bird, Magic Johnson, Babe Ruth, Mickey Mantle, Mike Tyson, Muhammad Ali, Tom Hanks, Michael Jackson, Elvis Presley.

"Anyone who says Tom Brady is not the GOAT doesn't know football."

by AlphaDeltaXray1 March 6, 2019