by Geneva Ayala June 21, 2018
Get the Dylanmug. by Hairy Uranus January 3, 2019
Get the Pulling a Dylanmug. by Lauren is sexy April 18, 2020
Get the Dylanmug. Dylan is a unit of a man who pulls all bitches due to the extreme length of his penis. Also Dylan is a sexy ass beast who’s a tank at baseball due to his extreme athletic ability. Dylan is way better than your boyfriend and u should dump him for Dylan. When Dylan is around hide ur kids and hide your wives
by Dingerdyl March 4, 2019
Get the Dylanmug. by Amara. October 25, 2022
Get the dylan smug. Often a Dylan looks awfully alot like Theodore from Alvin and the Chipmunks. A Dylan often smells bad, doest care about hygene, and plays fortnite for 7 hours of his day. Dylan has a very limited amout of friends and most of his friends think he is annoying.
by PPdestroyer69420 May 7, 2021
Get the Dylanmug. Dylan’s are very strange people. Their favourite thing, and most likely fetish, is to be stabbed in the hand with the pen. Almost every Dylan you’ll ever meet, you’ll soon discover is a communist. Dylan’s are very high maintenance; it is required they slop around 1000 layers of gel onto their hair each day, in hope to attract a female. Dylan’s practice the art of ‘dead memes’ and their favourite words are ‘oof’ and ‘thot’. When a Dylan was asked to describe themselves in three words they said “toe sucking legend”. In conclusion, Dylan’s are absolute hoes, if you know a Dylan, or if you see one in the street, run.
by aah2003 April 16, 2019
Get the Dylanmug.