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A absolute lad, all the ladies line up to see this esh-lad. If you meet a christian, you need to hop on the tune as soon as possible. Absolute legend who will hurt anyone that disses him. All the girls love him and hes a really nice amazing guy. People have tried to imitate christians but have failed horribly. Christians are usually jewish and are hot as can get.
Aisha: Holy shit! you met a christian today! you need to eat him up asap.
by christian lad April 18, 2018
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Christian

The Asian that knows all. AKA the AzianNinjja or Ching, he will eat ur dog if you get in his way
by Chingiling January 23, 2019
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Christian

A very nice guy he is very helpful and smart. He has a good sense of humour and a great taste in music. He is the best at playing the drums and you always want him in your music groups or anything else really he's very smart. We once got a lower score than the monkeys in our class and he stayed back to negotiate with our teacher to give us a higher score than them and we did so it's all g now.
Oh look there's Christian ask him to be in our group
by robert.issohot November 27, 2018
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Christian

He is the best friend that anyone could wish for. He is always there’s for u. If he ever needs help go and be here for him. He is always good to be next to. He will make you laugh even if ur sad. He’ll try to cheer u up. And that’s why u love him
Damn Christian why are you doing that
by SHC ROSIE November 15, 2020
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Very Christian Quiz

"Very Christian Quiz" is a Kahoot Series Created by Brandon Morgan in 2018, The Creator Says that he has future plans for the series.
DUDE: Hey did you hear about that kahoot series "Very Christian Quiz"
OTHER DUDE: Oh yeah man it's so cool
by MaxamusName December 30, 2019
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Brady and Christian

The freakiest boys you will ever meet. Brady= submissive, Christian= dominant (but like to switch). The are the strongest, most hot boys you will ever meet and you will instantly be aroused being in their presence. Beware of this duo. And I repeat..... do not go on a two man unless you want to be fucking destroyed.
Ellie- Yo Brady and Christian are playing tonight
Their last two man- Beware... of... the... wap...
by glittersparksalltheway101 November 7, 2025
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Super Christian

a Christian who limits the work of the cross to Christians alone; an enemy of the work of Christ at the cross; typically found hating the word "all" and distancing themselves from Paul the Apostle.
Super Christian Jil: "All mankind means all christians, not all mankind"
Ace: "Yes Jil, we know—you are a super christian"
Super Christian Jil: "what's a super christian?! define your terms!"

Super Christian Jil: "These universalists are gonna start chanting 'all in all... all in all... all in all'"

Super Christian Jil: "Yes all in all who are christians Ace"

Justin: Annihilationist are unbelievers! For even as, in adam, all are dying, thus also, in Christ, shall all be put to life. ... that God may be All in all!
Super Christian Monty burns: Pretty simple really. If an atomic bomb were to hit New York and wipe out 90% of the population, and a news report said “All in New York were given food” you would take that to mean everyone who survived, not the people who died as well. Same thing in 1 Corinthians 15:28.

Super Christian Axiom: I believe eternal conscience torment is part of God's love.

Super Christian Eric: "it's not to late to repent yet ace"

Super Christian Layman's Seminary: I don't hold to the view that Christ's death for sins and resurrection is the reason one will be saved, but rather if you have eternal life.

Super Christian JG: *insert something about worldview that is extremely forgettable?*

Super Christian Brandon Irish: What do you mean you don't believe in free will?

Super Christian Jacksmack: Believe that you believe that you have eternal security or you will go to hell for not believing that you believe that you have it!!!11!1!!
by ibelievegod October 25, 2025
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