cough break

Cough break -
1. Removing one's self from an area to cough.
2. Taking a break to smoke weed.
Cough break -

As suggested by Trump to Mulvaney, "if you're going to cough please leave the room. You just can't you just can't cough boy oh boy." "I don't like that you know I don't like that". "Let's do that over".

Always smoke outside, and bring a friend. :-)
by Rev Jim D June 21, 2019
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Breaking news!

Sentient chicken pot-pie doesn't like fire. Condemns Self-Immolation.
Hym "Breaking news! I'm running out of 'things that go in ovens' to call him. A Thanksgiving turkey! Living lasagna! Assorted bakery foods. Muffin (a repeat), Brownies (Which SOUNDS racist but isn't), Birthday Cake (Just seems lazy), A ziti? Baked ziti? I don't even know what that is. It's hard to think of non-bakery things. Meatloaf (another repeat). Roast beef? Do jews have baked goods? That'd be like a poptart cooking a poptart, wouldn't it? Pizza. Calzones. A baby. You can cook a baby in an oven. So, that counts... Hmmm... Pie. Obviously. Stuffed hashbrowns... I need to cook more."
by Hym Iam February 29, 2024
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Nut Break

Similar the heart break, but you regain the ability to breathe and function immediately after you nut. When you feel sad, just remember this saying....Nut hard, nut fast, nut first, nut last.
I had a serious case of nut-break when the girl I hung out with 5 times stopped called me back. I had to nut before I could go to work just to function. I had a case of nut break, not heart-break.
by roundeyemcgee April 13, 2021
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national jail break day

on august 25 prisons are forced to allow all of the prisoners out or else sonic will hunt them down.
virgin police officer: did you hear its national jail break day?
virgin police officer #2: yeah, time to let out these prisoners
chad prisoner: im going to fuck your mom
by anounymous source heheeh August 25, 2021
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What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Theresa Pharmacy: The First Breaking Demonstration Juvenile Distcharge Releaser (Ɓarcher)...
by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 27, 2025
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Spam break

The time of the day you take to go over your spam email. Usually means you have absolutely nothing else to do, except breathe.
My boss went to a meeting, so I have spam break...
by piccolodaimaku July 26, 2011
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crack break

The crack break is the time of the day when it's a break, and you and your homies go outside of the school to smoke a fucking beautiful bag of crack. Usually, the teachers don't say anything and will grab their own bag of crack and smoke with you. The police, on the other hand, will try to steal all your crack for their own purposes, so be careful to not lose your genuine and imposing bag of crack.
(German): A: Gemma CRACK PAUSE, Oida!!!

(English): A: Let's go and have a fucking crack break!!!
by Crack Maniac March 02, 2020
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