Thomas

Sped Monster

Thomas is just a sped crackwhore

by jayy.shotta August 6, 2019

Thomas

Thomas. Thomas is a very smart, humble, athletic and psycho friend. He is sure to light up any room as soon as he walks in and will make everyone smile. Everyone wants to be friends with Thomas though Thomas is a very selective friend. He loves travelling and seeing new things. He has great qualities as a boyfriend and is a loving husband. His dream would be to travel the world and see everything it has to offer. Thomas overall is a friend forever.

Esther: Hey Thomas would would you like to do today?
Thomas: well let’s go out and see what’s there!

by ThomasKaj September 11, 2021

Thomas

Oh to have been with Thomas, I certainly wish I had. I knew one, in middle school, I liked him a lot, I even believed I loved him (as much as a middle schooler can love someone). He was charming, sweet, funny, and also a good friend before he became one of the biggest crushes I had ever had. One day I had to move away, and I realized I would never see him again. It devastated me, knowing I wouldn’t get to grow up with him, go to high school with him, and most importantly tell him how much I cared for him. But I never got the chance to, he was my first love, and a memorable person in my life. So now I will say it, and it is silly to hope that Thomas will see this, but in case you do, Thomas, I hope that you are doing well, I hope that you are happy and you are doing great things in life, because you deserve it, and also, I really did want to be with you. I want you to know that as capable as I was at love at such a young age, it all went to you. I never forgot about you, and sometimes I miss what we had, two kids having a good time. But things change, circumstances push people apart, people change. So although you and I are different people now, I will forever hold fond memories of the Thomas I once knew and loved.

Sincerely,

- E.T. <3

Man I hate that I never ended up with Thomas, we could’ve been great together

by _pcat_ October 28, 2023

The Thomas Special

The Thomas Special is an action in which the attacker (the person performing this action) proceeds to fart in a bag, walk into Taco Bell and scream slurs and release the bag of fart air. This move makes the attacker banned from any Taco Bell nation-wide, but known as a living legend.

'Yo did you here about John doing The Thomas Special?
'Yeah man it was amazing, what a legend.'

by freakytaperfade420 January 30, 2025

Thomas

Those who are named Thomas will have an uncanny ability to say the N word - sometimes surpassing 1000 n words per day.

Damn look at that white nigga thomas ! He do be forbidden in mixed race areas

by casadejack May 21, 2020

Thomas Atkins

A huge irrelevant person who loves huge black men lathered in coconut oil while being bummed and having a cock in his mouth

I was being such a thomas atkins last night. It was insane

by anonymous July 26, 2022

Thomas

SIUUUUUUUUUUU. Thomas is a person who gets angry very fast and very often. He has a very short attention span and has a beatiful girflfriend. ( volgens kasper)

SIIIIIUUU, Thomas, SIIIIIIUUUUUU

by laasper November 22, 2021