scronny emo guy. a sub by day, dominant by night. also has a massive penis (6.4 in) great kisser, and all around underrated guy. has little friends, but his friends that he does have are polar opposite’s of him. always getting hoes left and right. again, massive cock
by jackslapcooker7290 November 24, 2021
The biggest loser in the world. has a small penis and doesn’t know how to get a girl a after you the doesn’t look like a horse.
by bigbenisboiiii March 10, 2020
by Theydobevibindoe4202020 May 01, 2020
Being a Dylan is being in a state of such wealth that you only have time to do activities such as knitting group with the local grandmothers. youth group at the mormon church held in the largest building in town, and weekly soccer mom powerwalks around the mall.
This also includes (in some cases) having all the luck in the world, except with getting a girlfriend/boyfriend. Being Dylan is a widely used term, though many don’t understand the true meaning.
This also includes (in some cases) having all the luck in the world, except with getting a girlfriend/boyfriend. Being Dylan is a widely used term, though many don’t understand the true meaning.
"Omg Stacy, I won the lottery and I am feeling SO Dylan right now!"
“Sorry Rebecca, I’m just a little too Dylan to be finger-painting with the choir nerds”
“Being such a Dylan is great, but I don’t think i’ll ever find love”
“Sorry Rebecca, I’m just a little too Dylan to be finger-painting with the choir nerds”
“Being such a Dylan is great, but I don’t think i’ll ever find love”
by iGibby April 16, 2020
dylan is the most beautiful girl in the enitre world. she is kind of a lead on to all guys but sometimes she doesn't mean to be. she's hard to get but if you're the one she wants you're a LUCKY guy. her smile can make the world stop spinning and she always tries to do what's best. she's usually liked by everyone except for people with jealousy!
by Alana Reyes March 28, 2018