drunk off the weed

When you're so smacked that you frel drunk

*After smoking*

Me: am i drunk or high?
Kelly:no, you're just drunk off the weed

by AB97 April 19, 2016

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Juice O' Drunk Grunt

Also known as "Blake-kakke". While watching Redonkulas, pour two double-shots of your favorite liquor into 32 oz. white cherry slushie and top it with whipped cream. Next, chug the ENTIRE thing during one of Popp's NUMEROUS Piss breaks. Note: +69 Homo-Suspicion points if it splashes IN YOUR FACE!!

Juice O' Drunk Grunt or Blake-kakke...Both will end with a Frosted face and Soiled Soul lol

by FT_Zeek September 14, 2022

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drunk ears

When you go from perfect hearing to Stevie Wonder after a couple drinks

Bro 1: " Turn this shit up bro"
Bro 2: " its at full volume bro you just have drunk ears"

by AKontheTrackr October 10, 2017

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Kamala drunk

It’s a slightly inappropriate amount of drunk.

Heading to the in-laws to get Kamala drunk and talk shit this weekend?

Is Kamala drunk the highest level of drunk?
It’s a slightly inappropriate amount. She’s not capable of anything at the highest level.

by Brill71 November 27, 2024

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Drunk sexting

When a drunken individual texts sexual advances to another individual in an inebriated state .

Thonisha: Hey SAM, Im yearning for your Kiss. Maybe we could try a Tsunami Tongue?
MOM: Thonni, you're drunk. Go home.
Thonisha: (SMH)I'm a dumb ass. There I go drunk sexting again.

by Thatfatgirl1985. October 17, 2017

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