Golden Shower

Getting urinated on in a sexual manner.

boy: Yo I gave Tahlia a golden shower last night, she loves them!

by naughtybo1 October 06, 2020

player's shower

Is when you use deodorant instead of an actual shower to cover your smell.

Fritz was on his way to a booty call when realizing that he stank he took a quick player's shower before seeing her.

by Daene July 07, 2009

rustic shower

a rustic shower is when you direrea all over your love partner

poop all over your love partner and have fun with your rustic shower

by poop jobber October 17, 2011

Golden thought shower

An outpouring of piss poor ideas, typically regarded as insightful, or “pure gold,” by the ill-informed source.

The company’s “direction” is determined by the latest golden thought shower from the VP of Sales - who happens to be the CEO’s entitled son.

by TheBoiler January 14, 2018

In and out shower

A two second shower.

You need to take longer than an in and out shower

by GryffinTEM August 23, 2021

Redneck Shower

Using baby wipes to wipe off one's BO and sweat, rather than taking a proper shower.

I was running late for my meeting the other morning, so to save time I grabbed the baby wipes and took a Redneck Shower before getting dressed.

by JB9903 September 09, 2016

Shower Slingshot

when the ejaculate from a shower wank is stuck to your hand and the attempt to flick it off results in a bungee jump like extension.

i had a great wank this morning... had to clean the shower slingshot off the wall though

by Monopoly mayfair clickbait May 16, 2017