Fucked a duck until exploded

To make an offensive/highly embarrassing typo in another language that is incredibly dumb and unrelated.

Man: Look at that fucked up sign! It says so many different things in different languages!
Man2: Yep, whoever made that mistake fucked a duck until exploded.

by sussybaka1983 February 8, 2024

Palworld player's little fucking asshole

Palworld players are furries, femboys and most importantly have the most succulent and delectable mans asshole to ever exist. Fill it with cum or more commonly food as who doesn't love fucking the shit out of there food and a sexy man? It is commonly referred to as the 'holy grail of assholes' or otherwise known as a Palworld player's little fucking asshole. It can fit 4 dicks in it if you have the men at 90 degrees to each other, this will only be possible with the help of others holding men up so they can get the right angle to fit all 4 massive cocks in the scrawny asshole of his.

John: stopping fucking him so hard craig I can't eat all my food.
Craig: drives stiffy further into the Palworld player's little fucking asshole, making his stiffy a now softie.

by uddermost urgency February 8, 2024

Knuckle Fuck

Getting fucked while your balls are vibrating from the wavelengths of Knuckle Puck’s live performance.

Ugh, I can’t wait to get Knuckle Fucked in Orlando in 2 weeks!

by TaraWard10 November 21, 2023

FUCK ME, right?!

Popularized by Colleen Ballinger in her ukulele “apology” video, this expression exudes backhanded anger and frustration.

I’m an expert but FUCK ME, right?!

You don’t value me even though all I do is help you.. FUCK ME, right?!

I try so hard to do the right thing, but FUCK ME, right!?

by LingDanc803 November 21, 2023

Too fat to fuck

When you eat so much that you can’t do anything. You just wanna rub your belly, and relax, and you are certainly not able to “saw off a piece”

After that big fucking thanksgiving feast, I was just too fat to Fuck

by Captain Rabbit November 23, 2023

fucked up in the crib

Normally means to be fucked up mentally while in your own home, however it's usage is commonly associated with a meme relating to watching, drinking, eating, or using off-brands of products. The usage of the sentence was first popularized by the song FUCKED UP IN THE CRIB by POPSTARBILLS. The usage of the sentence then spread to Twitter and TikTok to accompany images of off-brands or lookalikes of products as mentioned previously.

fucked up in the crib watching family dude (image of a Family Guy lookalike)
fucked up in the crib sipping dr perky (image of a Dr. Pepper knockoff named Dr. Perky)

by DrShamrock November 23, 2023

Stupid Deaf Fuck

Refers to a person whose hearing is impaired and has an IQ below 70. Also can be used as an expression of anger towards someone whose mere existence is a mistake.

Friend 1: Yo dude, have you heard of Dylan?

Friend 2: Oh, you mean the stupid deaf fuck?

by Sussysausage November 23, 2023