National grab ass day

August 12, is national grab ass day be prepared.

See some ass just grab it why not its national grab ass day.

by 200423388 August 11, 2019

The Day of the Shining Star

February 16 each year. Anniversary of Chairman of the National Defense Commission General Kim Jong-il's birthday. Not a good day considering he was dictator of North Korea.

"Bro, did you know it's The Day of the Shining Star?"
"Dude, stop researching that communist bs."

by Doncolorpurple February 5, 2025

Day Guys

Found commonly stroking themselves behind desks. Trouble starters who eat rectums of deceased humans for fun. Useless in nature and have micro penis

Those dam day guys ruin everything

by LordDollface April 7, 2020

Hug day

On the 15th of December you have to go anyone a hug who asks

Hey can I have a hug it's hug day

Yes of course

by Jennygirl21 December 14, 2020

National Hate Jamie Carragher Day

The event on May 23rd celebrating the hatred towards the defender with the second most own goals in the Premier League.

'He keeps not caring about our results, can't wait for National Hate Jamie Carragher Day'

by Baguettine December 10, 2023

National “don’t text your crush day”

On one day a year, nobody texts their crush (unless there’s an emergency).
This means that if you don’t get a text from your crush, then perhaps she/he might like you back. In any case it relieves some stress and you have an excuse not to text her/him.

I didn’t text my crush on National “don’t text your crush day”.

by 000.04.0005 July 24, 2021

Day to-day

A phrase to annoy the f**k out of your music teacher. Seriously. They want to die when you say it. They do. It’s funny, though.

how are your eyes? WITH PRIDE! when? day to-day.

by Bruh jah man September 25, 2019