When a girl is sexually teasing you but claims she doesn't have the time to actually have the time to do it right now because she has something important to do in a few minutes ... So you flip her on her side, pull her pants down just enough to stick it in, pump for about 30 seconds then pull out of her vagina, immediately stick just the head of your cock in her ass and fill it with cum leaving her to clinch the newly deposited load inside of her rectum while she goes and completes whatever pressing task she needs to do.
Dude, Sarah kept messing with me but was like "Oh no we don't have time, my boyfriend's on his way and he'll be here any minute" so I gave her a dirty Chris! Bitch had just sit in her boyfriend's car for half an hour just clenching it!
by Chrisanova December 8, 2025
Get the Dirty Chris mug.The act of having your feet came on by no less than 15 different men then sucking your own toes clean before inserting them into your slimy slot
by Little Rooster December 8, 2025
Get the Dirty Liza mug.When a woman gets aroused by pooping at work, and asks a male colleague to clean her unwipped butt hole with the left over pita bread from lunch
by Marktaro December 8, 2025
Get the Dirty Vanessa mug.by Hrx December 9, 2025
Get the Dirty Bostad mug.The contemplative fella spent the entire weekend sitting by the bubbling brook, and watching the water beetles as he sipped glass after glass of Dirty Grinches.
by Mead Weaver December 10, 2025
Get the Dirty Grinch mug.While at work Jake decided he would do a Dirty Jake to his coworkers. Jumped ahead of everyone else to load his semi first even though he wasn’t suppose to. He then proclaimed you just “got Jaked off”
by FartMcFarts December 10, 2025
Get the Dirty Jake mug.by FartMcFarts December 11, 2025
Get the Dirty Justin mug.