Jory Wood

I don’t know when you will see this or if you ever do… but I love you. You make the darkest days feel so bright and you are more warming than a fireplace with fuzzy blankets and drinking hot coco… you make me so happy and I honestly just need to confess my love for you. You still make me nervous and I still sweat when I hold your hand or when I’m around you. You really know how to make me happy and get me going. You are my number 1 motivator and I honestly can’t ask anymore of you. Thank you so much for everything you are so amazing. I love you 💞

Jory Wood… will you please marry me someday

by Squish22 May 4, 2022

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chase wood

definition 1: someone who is denying being gay. definition 2: an absolute chad with humongous steel balls. chase wood is someone great at everything. legends say that he beat melania fists only, hitless on rune level 1.

definition 1: hugo is so zesty. hes acting like chase wood. definition 2: omg i just got an ace. i am litterly chase wood

by peter hans September 24, 2023

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it's not the size of the log, it's the quality of the wood

Referring to penis size.

"Hey Bret"
"Yea Toby"
"I know you got a small penis and I just want you to know it's not the size of the log, it's the quality of the wood"
"Thanks Toby"

by Johnny Boy 12347 January 25, 2017

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c-wood local

the most annoying, corny, most blood boiling little kids you can imagine with some skateboards at carrollwood village park, also c-wood local can also be considered an insult.

oh i heard he’s a c-wood local, i know he dick rides yeat

by cwood hater 69 June 1, 2022

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