by you_R_cool November 29, 2022
Get the Purplemug. A penis
An erect penis
Basically when your penis is hard and erect it's head will be purple, hence 'purple headed'
The 'yogurt slinger' comes into play when the penis gets so sexually stimulated it spurts out a yogurt like substance, aka ejaculation
An erect penis
Basically when your penis is hard and erect it's head will be purple, hence 'purple headed'
The 'yogurt slinger' comes into play when the penis gets so sexually stimulated it spurts out a yogurt like substance, aka ejaculation
The man rubbed his cock for so long it slung its yogurt from its purple head
Then his roommate walked in
His roommate began sucking his cock, making him cum again
He began to softly moan
His roommate continued sucking
Soon the roommate started undressing themselves
The two got out some lube and they continued pleasuring the man's purple headed yogurt slinger by shoving it hard and fast deep into the man's roommates ass
Both vocalized their pleasure by moaning
'No homo', ofc :)
Then his roommate walked in
His roommate began sucking his cock, making him cum again
He began to softly moan
His roommate continued sucking
Soon the roommate started undressing themselves
The two got out some lube and they continued pleasuring the man's purple headed yogurt slinger by shoving it hard and fast deep into the man's roommates ass
Both vocalized their pleasure by moaning
'No homo', ofc :)
by Userlolz July 24, 2023
Get the Purple headed yogurt slingermug. by Jollikush Lawnmower February 23, 2019
Get the Purple Antelopesmug. Sam: look at the that
Jesse: Purple Heart
Me: what’s that mean
Both Sam and Jesse: we’d tell you if it wasn’t so awful
Jesse: Purple Heart
Me: what’s that mean
Both Sam and Jesse: we’d tell you if it wasn’t so awful
by Gilroysgotit October 18, 2025
Get the Purple heartmug. Someone who is a witch (non-magical version), lies, and someone who suffers from O.C.B.D. (Obsessive Cumpulsive Boyfriend Disorder)
"Yes, she used to be my friend, but then she turned into a purple snot."
Typically; an ex-friend or boyfriend/girlfriend
Typically; an ex-friend or boyfriend/girlfriend
by SammyDev March 31, 2010
Get the purple snotmug. a very believable and honest description of pure knowledge... and fuck my life perpendicular... YELLOWISACOLORTOO, as if i would pour more ketchup when absolutely necessary. i mean, yea bitch lets give donald trump a brick. Im NoT a PuBeScEnT chair leg im just a person with high expectations
Purple is a fruit, and yer a wizard harry!
Elmo: "whats your favourite froot?
Billy: "its a gra...."
Elmo: "PURPLE IS A FROOT WORSHIP MEEEEE!?!?!?"
Elmo: "whats your favourite froot?
Billy: "its a gra...."
Elmo: "PURPLE IS A FROOT WORSHIP MEEEEE!?!?!?"
by Incognito doorbell October 2, 2017
Get the Purple is a fruitmug. A delightful strain of weed that will fill you with bliss. It makes you feel as if you are at the edge of reality. It is an indica based hybrid cultivated and only available in Riverview.
"bro this shit must be that purple anthrax. my fingernails fell off after one hit"
"what bro?"
"....."
"what bro?"
"....."
by b1g sm0ke numba #n1ne January 9, 2021
Get the Purple Anthraxmug.