Thomas Kressig

Brown haired redneck that claims to be a man but usually loses drinkoffs. He is willing to put his balls on the table if he loses in beerpong. One of the more specific terms of a Kressig would be the Beerman. The Beerman constantly provides his mate's with beer by throwing it at them violently. Everyone who doesn't finish their brew is considered a pussy. A Thomas Kressig is usually also addicted to dip or "yoppers".

Bro I just Thomas Kressiged that dip!

by DerDeutscheKracher April 17, 2017

benjamin george thomas the third

ben.

aka a guy with really weak shins

“oh look it’s benjamin george thomas the third, i dented his shin the other week”

by c1nnxm0n August 2, 2022

Thomas Cross

Thomas Cross is the guitarist of Industrial Frost. He has founded several different projects since 2006 including Carry Your Cross, Circle Of Thirteen, and Sateris. He also has a solo Industrial project under his own name.

Thomas Cross and his solo music is far different than any of his prior work.

by Divine Clemantine November 30, 2011

Thomas

the fattest but still loveable guy

Thomas has a small bolo or Thomas has a bolo the size of my thumb

by Imaztae December 23, 2021

Thomas

the Common Thomas is a guy that never cuts his hair right, won't get off apex mobile, and sweats far too hard in Minecraft. He is either a good freind or a dick depending on how you view him

oh look, a common Thomas

by anonymous September 15, 2022

Thomas

... if your name is Thomas I don't care I'm not being nice to you. Your head looks like a fucking football and you need to be stopped. A Thomas would be annoying little fucks that just run around like monkeys. Dislike if you want it's the truth. P.s Thomas the Train Engine is the only valid Thomas

"Hey dude did you see Thomas"
"Yeah that guys a fucking wimp"

by MR. I am right December 29, 2022

Ripley St Thomas

Ripley st thomas is an absolute shit hole of a school. you wanna tell a teacher about your problems? then don’t cause they’ll do fuck all about it. it’s also where girls roll up their skirts so high it’s level with their blazer but then get told off about it when the skorts are the exact same length. Don’t forget to mention the many dick pics being sent around the whole school and the famous rumour in year 10 that —— sucked ——— off in the bathroom. You also want lung cancer? that’s great cause theres about half the school that sells them and/or uses them. So if you want your child to be an absolute scratter and possibly a druggie then send them to Ripley St thomas

Mother (to child): Let’s put ripley st thomas as your first choice it’s an extremely smart school!
-after they graduate-
Mother (to child): what the fuck happened

by meeoowwwq March 27, 2022