Thomas!!?!

He’s the stupidest person on earth, so ugly can’t keep a girl worth shite, if you know a Thomas I feel bad for you, your life must be so awful bet you wish he could be dead to!

Friend 1: I met a Thomas!!?! last night

Friend 2: omg I’m so sorry for you

by Delta23423 January 2, 2019

Thomas

such a crybaby and has no friends

why is he crying because he's being Thomas

by x j s October 25, 2018

Thomas

A Person who has a lot of power for no reason

Hey why is he able to skip the line.
Because he’s a Thomas.

by EddieMurphy May 24, 2023

Introduce John Thomas to Aunt Flo

Having sex with a woman during her period.

Ugh ... My girlfriend just got her period, so it looks like I gotta introduce John Thomas to Aunt Flo tonight!

by MarioCBreeze August 6, 2024

Thomas Gage Hammerstrom

erm what is going on I only play the binding of isaac

waht the spruce?? THat object is bolbous like Thomas Gage Hammerstroms fo head!!!11!1

by green goinkus January 29, 2023

Thomas Kynaston

Very Funny Guy, and hates Spanish Children. Has developed 17 mental disorders from Quarantine

Thomas Kynaston do be vibin’

by E L B A T April 27, 2020

Thomas

FUCKBOI

omg all Thomas's are fuckboiz

by timetokms February 25, 2018