Nick

Nick is the type who is so terrible it’s funny. He’s the type with the logic that if you bake cookies for 10 minuets at 400 degrees then you could bake them for 1 minuet at 4,000 degrees. He defines all figurative language.

There’s the friend, then there’s the Nick.

Nick: HEY! IF I COOK SPAGHETTI AT 315 DEGREES FOR 30 MINUETS COULD I COOK IT AT 15 DEGREES FOR 2 MINUETS?!

Friend: THATS NOT HOW COOKING WORKS NICK!

by ImaDinosaurRawr June 7, 2018

Nick

If you meet a person named Nick in your life just book it. I mean seriously just run. Your reality will collapse before your eyes.

“Yo dude is that Nick i see?”
“Oh god not him, not again.”

by yung pateras November 19, 2021

Nick

A crippled black dude that needs to lay off the fat chicks and fuck an actual hole instead of a roll for once.

Someone who always crip walks..

"That crippled dudes with a fat bitch again.... must be a nick."

by AntiqueFarmEquipmentOwner1886 February 3, 2025

Nick

The waviest guy for his vibe and not his hair.. But he's also wavy.

I like to talk with u Nick ! Your vibe is so wavy !

by Wavykidz February 1, 2020

Nick Pope

probably the best kepper of alll time, better than everyone

what a save from nick pope!

by NickPope22 May 4, 2023

nick

a raging homosexual

nick absolutely buttfucked me last night, he's such a a raging homosexual

by nigga-ball December 12, 2023

Nick fowler

Couldn’t even edge to this, I exploded immediately! Cleanup on aisle, MY PANTS

Nick Fowler is such a G

by Mbk November 20, 2023