The text message said " If I had a brother, I would sepaku, if you don't know what that means, use the Internet!"
by h0l0gr4m1c June 16, 2016
Get the Internetmug. The rule of the internet where if you mention something seen on the "dark side of the internet" you must not speak of it. Those who do are ultimately shamed and often disowned.
You better follow the Dark Internet Rule, or else your sister and I will have no choice but to shame you endlessly.
by PheoShayett November 27, 2016
Get the The Dark Internet Rulemug. The use of the internet for pure manipulation or malicious intent. Often involves threatening, doxxing, or harassing other users to intimidate or coerce. Sometimes it’s a coordinated effort by a squad of burners; other times, it’s just one lonely Reddit Cop pretending to be a whole movement. Key ingredients: anonymity, threats or slurs, intent to cause fear, and targeting others to push some half-baked social objective.
by RealTalkOnlyFool October 15, 2025
Get the Internet Terrorismmug. Person 1: so I was having cybersex last night with hotchick69
Person 2: are you telling me you're so out of it that it means something to you that you got down hotchick69's internet pants? You know that online isn't real right?
Person 2: are you telling me you're so out of it that it means something to you that you got down hotchick69's internet pants? You know that online isn't real right?
by ConcepcionImmaculada September 22, 2010
Get the internet pantsmug. when you go on vacation and take your laptop with you, but you try to connect to messenger or chec your email and you can't do it because you find that there's no internet connection in the place you're visiting.
frank: hey jane! i've been sending you a lot of emails but i still haven't gotten an answer! jane: sorry. i had a forced internet vacation problem. when i arrived in my town for vacation, i tried to check my email but i couldn't open it because there wasn't any internet connection there.
by anglocolombiano86 January 9, 2010
Get the forced internet vacationmug. No. You fucks. The internet is real and the block feature is a facsimile of you closing off your own little solipsistic universe to people.
Hym "The only DIFFERENCE is that once people cross over from commentor to creator, the block ends up being more of a symbolic gesture and doesn't actually ensure the person being blocked can no long get inside your little solipsistic realm. So, how do the delusional creators reconcile? Dissociate. 'The internet isn't real! Nothing outside of my little solipsistic existence is real!' They cry. But the internet is real. I'm real. You're just a solipsist. 'Soft solipsism' I guess we have to call it."
by Hym Iam July 31, 2024
Get the The internet is realmug. Someone who performs sex acts through live video chat or sends nude pictures of themselves to multiple different people through their own choice. It is like being a whore, but over the Internet.
by A crazy girl with eyes June 5, 2016
Get the internet whoremug.