Smoke a man

Having a man spread his legs and put his dick in your mouth, while you suck it one must grab a lighter and light his ass hairs on fire, allowing the smoke to come out his urethra and into your mouth.

Have you ever had the chance to smoke a man, the flavor is quite appealing.

by xhmxnano July 27, 2024

Celtic Smoking

One not doing what one should be doing

1. Yesterday I was Celtic Smoking instead of doing my work and I got detention!

2. Hey Carl! Stop Celtic Smoking and get your head in the game!

by pownism April 21, 2011

Jane Smoking

When an older lady who is clearly in ill-health can't quit smoking.

A play on words for Chain-smoking.

Did you hear Jane just had a heart-attack? I can't believe she is still Jane Smoking.

by Johnny Diamond October 15, 2025

smoked salmon and monkey poo

Yuck, disgusting.

Smoked salmon and monkey poo tastes disgusting.

by Debskelly1985 July 24, 2023

No smoke

Means somebody is worse than you. Smoke is you goodness so no smoke is saying you SUCK

Hey billy you suck no smoke

by TacoBell is stupid November 18, 2019

liquid smoke

synonym for milk

I poured some liquid smoke into my coffee.

by The Clawed Paper Towel Headset November 21, 2020

Smoke my pole

The art of a stripper grappling your gear and placing it in her mouth.

Aaron:Wow... That stripper Chick racheal is so hot. Maybe she can do something strange for some change.
Racheal ( the stripper) hey... You got 50 bucks? I can smoke my pole in your truck! .

by Captain A ron December 31, 2019