Egg jew

Egg of Jewish origin, commonly found in Eastern Europe to describe eggs laid out of the Jewish rump aka the rectum.

Look Tommy their is is an egg jew laid out on the floor from the local Rabbi for Friday night supper.

by SkullCappedbandit January 29, 2021

Jugger Jew

Definition 1: A person who abuses the "Juggernaut" Perk on a Call of duty game.People often refer to these people as "tanks" as they cannot be taken down easily.They are referred to as 'jews' because they simply abuse the perk,as previously stated.A jugger jew can often drive people crazy and into fits where everything within a 25 mile radius around them is torn apart out of pure rage and hatred of the jugger jew.
*Note,this is not a racist joke twards the Jewish community.*

Stop being a jugger jew you noob! I shot you 8 times with a .50 cal!Die already!!!

by Swiftly Swift December 06, 2010

Pre-Jew-Diss

The prior state of verbally assaulting jews. The time before it became popular to diss jews. Often confused with the word 'prejudice'.

Don't hit me with that pre-jew-diss!
He is so pre-jew-diss

by HolyGabes April 14, 2021

jew tossed

Being hit in hockey resulting in your ass ten feet away from the person who hit you.

Wow, that kid really got jew tossed by the Division 1 prospect.

by werewolf1 January 19, 2009

White jew

"White Jew" is an archaic term for Scottish people due to the fact that Scotsman were known for being stingy penny pinching ruthless capitalists (much like the Jewish stereotype) and Jews were not considered white at the time much like Italians or Greeks. This term fell out of favor when "white" began to apply to more and more light skinned groups, and not just western Europeans.

Scrooge McDuck is Scottish for a reason. Why do you think they call the "White Jews?"

by wakkadoodooo November 27, 2021

Token Jew

A Jewish person who is included in a group solely to create the appearance of diversity and inclusion, rather than because of their qualifications to be part of the group.

Valdemar: Did you hear Kyle was part of the Palestine protest yesterday?
Atheer: Really?
Valdemar: Obviously a token Jew.

by Valmerito May 18, 2024

The Slippery Jew

One person decides to stick a bag of gold up their backside. Whilst this person is in the process of doing so, the other person oil's up their nose in preparation to go searching for their Jew Gold and take what's theirs.

Janet performed the Slippery Jew with Good ol" Simon.

by TheMotherPlucker October 09, 2021