social benefits analyst

Someone who is on welfare. (usually someone who was previously in a professional role).

Hey, are you unemployed?
No, I'm just a social benefits analyst!

by silentguardian September 12, 2013

Social Justice

Cancer

Social Justice is such a disease, why do people like that idiot over there in that corner think it's a good idea?

by PhoenixGamer34 March 31, 2021

Social-Media-Terrorism

With the use of social media tools, individual(s) cause damage thru bad behavior, P.R., lies, half-truths, rumors, etc. to a company's brand or product. The effect is terror and distraction to the brand's core IP.

social-media-terrorism

http://www.nytimes.com/2009/04/16/business/media/16dominos.html?ref=technology

http://blog.plusfactory.net/2009/04/man-made-digital-media-disasters-or- social-media-terrorism

by plusman April 16, 2009

Social media

Theres not really anything social about social media, if anything, social media encourages people to be distant from each other and in their own little world/bubble. There are people nowadays who won't do anything in life if theres not a picture or video to post and comment about. They live to be seen on social media, YouTube, or reality TV.

Social media provides the illusion of being part of a large network, meanwhile some people are getting rich via this platform. There was a time before social media where people actually knew each other in real life and had actual life experience with the other person, rather than the virtual image of someone on a computer screen.

by Solid Mantis September 9, 2020

Social Passport

noun: the opening at the end of the alimentary canal, often referred to as the anus

Kiss my Social Passport

by Sarcastic Scouser May 26, 2021

Socialism

Shen a select group of people that are in charge because they used the initiation of force to brutalize people into submission pretend to know things they could never know or understand, or trick stupid people into voting them into power.

Socialism suck because it doesn't work in reality.

by Objectivityiskey September 2, 2021

National Social Media Day

National Social Media day is a day where you can only use social media, National Social Media day is on April 12th. If you don’t know which apps are social media and which are not then I will help you, The emoji for social media is “🍥”

Tiktok 🍥
Instagram 🍥
Messenger 🍥
WhatsApp 🍥
Facebook 🍥
Snapchat 🍥
Pinterest 🍥
Linkedln 🍥
Reddit 🍥

Person #1: *uses an app that’s not a social media*
Person #2: Hey! What app are you using?
Person #1: Umm I’m playing Roblox why?
Person #2: TODAY IS NATIONAL SOCIAL MEDIA DAY AND ROBLOX IS NOT A SOCIAL MEDIA!!!
Person #1: Omg I totally forgot!! I’ll switch to a social media rq

by No one Important 😏 🙃 April 3, 2022