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Social Media Coward

An extremely weak and insecure individual that blocks someone they have an issue with on social media and then proceeds to use that same social media platform to post negative status updates or emotional rants directed at the person(s) they blocked. The social media coward engages in these acts on the assumption that the person(s) they are referencing and taking "shots" at likely will not see posts nor be able to respond.

See also, "Internet Coward"
Jack was dumped by Jill at Starbucks this morning. Afterwards, Jack went home, cried, and posted several status updates on Facebook directed at Jill explaining why he had to break up with her. Being the social media coward that he is, Jack blocked Jill on Facebook so she could not respond and tell the truth, thus Jack was able to successfully play the victim.
by FloorBageo January 21, 2021
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Social Castration

The destruction of people’s ability to become socially mature through generations due the increasingly overprotective way we raise our children.
Person 1: I wasn’t allowed to play on the streets in my suburban neighborhood ever when I was a kid!
Person 2: Sounds like social castration!
by gooffahh September 11, 2022
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Country Social

Also known as ‘white people social’ or ‘white woman social’ as this type of social interaction is most regularly used between two white women.
Definition:

To be overly nice to someone whom you either actively dislike or just aren’t interested in interacting with, but don’t want to cause a scene and risk disrupting the social order.
-The interaction is extremely disingenuous and is basically an over-the-top version of the basic “hi how are you” “I’m good how bout you”.
-Pet names such as “hun”, “sweet”, “darling” are often used. Interactions are always brief lasting up to 7 back and forth rounds of conversation but usually only 4.
-To an outside observer, this often looks like an interaction between lifelong best friends.
Tiffany: Jane! So nice to see you!! Have you been doing? *huge hug and cheek kisses*

Jane: well howdy, hun! I’ve been great! How are you and the kids?

Tiffany: Everyone is doing great! Jake just graduated from NYU and Lily is pregnant with a baby girl!

Jane: Fantastic! Send them my love!! See you later. *walks away*

John: I had no idea you and Tiffany were so close.

Jane: what? No, I can’t stand that bitch. I was just being country social
by jellybelly27 June 9, 2022
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social justice patriot

Noun.

somebody with the passion and heart of a social justice warrior but more intellect and actually pays attention to what's going on. Debates with integrity. Is aware of thier own biases and able to put them aside and listen to alternative points of view.
the rise of social justice warriors led to the rise of social justice Patriots like Jordan Peterson.
by Action Jackson III January 4, 2019
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Social experiment

Replacing an old building or something people loved about a place, something that didn't actually need a replacement, by convincing people it needed to be replaced because it was outdated is a form of a social experiment. A way to get a group of people to tolerate something they wouldn't otherwise tolerate, something they would resist.
People are always trying to make changes via a social experiment. Change is not always what's best for everyone, and a lot of the time, things end up getting worse before they get worse (and not worse before they get better) when somebody took something that was once good and turned it to bullshit.
by The Original Agahnim June 2, 2021
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Social Media Super-Colonies

Social Media Super-Colonies is taken from the Argentine Ants in California that have created a colony which spreads hundreds of miles and contains billions of ants hence the Super part of the phrase.

Ants are the most social insects inviting and joining communities within their colonies. The same way that social media works when going viral.

Social Media Super-Colonies refers to inviting people to connect and join online communities which anyone can be part of, however as with any colony they have a defence barrier when it comes to other colonies.
A prime example would be Apple Inc. Apple have created a Social Media Super-Colonies which have the entire world connected. It also has large competitors which they continually put a defensive barrier up and compete to be the best.
by Tiny Ant Marketing September 14, 2013
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