The banana-milk method is when you come home after a 7-hour long school day and you're broke.
You haven't had time for breakfast because you want the extra 10 minutes on the pillow instead of eating that same crusty ass oatmeal that you've been eating your entire life for breakfest.
When you come home the first thing you do Is check the fridge and its of course empty. You close it and check again ain hope of something spawn, but nothing does. You spot a half-ripe banana and the carton of milk only has enough milk in it for 1 full glass. You go to your room and you eat the banana, and then chug the milk as fast as you can you can't feel the pain in your stomach after starving an entire day. You then force yourself to go to sleep and wake up with 7hp and 5 shield, followed by an emptiness in your body. You need master this technique in order to wake up at the exact moment that dinner is ready. Then you inhale as much dinner as you can so you can go to sleep again after and then wake up to another day of using banana-milk method.
You haven't had time for breakfast because you want the extra 10 minutes on the pillow instead of eating that same crusty ass oatmeal that you've been eating your entire life for breakfest.
When you come home the first thing you do Is check the fridge and its of course empty. You close it and check again ain hope of something spawn, but nothing does. You spot a half-ripe banana and the carton of milk only has enough milk in it for 1 full glass. You go to your room and you eat the banana, and then chug the milk as fast as you can you can't feel the pain in your stomach after starving an entire day. You then force yourself to go to sleep and wake up with 7hp and 5 shield, followed by an emptiness in your body. You need master this technique in order to wake up at the exact moment that dinner is ready. Then you inhale as much dinner as you can so you can go to sleep again after and then wake up to another day of using banana-milk method.
"Bro why are you so skinny at the moment?"
"Damn dawg I'm running banana-milk method right now that I'm broke"
"Damn dawg I'm running banana-milk method right now that I'm broke"
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