Being inundated with social media advertising for products you've already purchased or decided not to purchase.
All my wall-street-driven social media channels put me on social probation after I bought that boner juice online last summer; and it doesn't even work.
by northtacoma December 22, 2014
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( to be abbreviated soc-fie):
A selfie one specifically takes in order to put on their social media profiles like Facebook and Instagram.
( to be abbreviated soc-fie):
A selfie one specifically takes in order to put on their social media profiles like Facebook and Instagram.
Since I don't use social media all that much I don't care whether or not my social selfie is considered broccoli-art, or whether or not it passed your picture test
by Sexydimma January 5, 2015
Get the social selfie mug.(Мусорчок по русски) : very offensive term for poor, uneducated, underemployed or underemployed people of any race whose main goal in life is to anger the pope or to reform the Church by engaging in sporadic flashes of mob violence or civil disobedience when a certain political , social, or cultural event doesn't turn out in their favor.
Whether it's Ferguson, Missouri in late 2014 or Vancouver, Canada in 2011 after the Canucks lost The Stanley Cup or a rock concert that in ended with overturned police cars, the root causes of social trash mob violence must always be first examined from a sociological perspective before jumping to political conclusions.
by Sexydimma February 7, 2015
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A selfie specifically taken in order to put on one's own social media profiles like Facebook and Instagram.
A selfie specifically taken in order to put on one's own social media profiles like Facebook and Instagram.
I don't care whether or not my social selfie is considered broccoli-art, or whether or not it passed your picture test
by Sexydimma April 14, 2015
Get the social selfie mug.A state of being wherein a person desperately seeks contact with anyone else they can on social media, like Facebook, twitter, Snapchat, etc., whether because they have little in-person interaction or just because it makes them feel validated.
Primus: "Holy shit, this chick has added me on Facebook like 17 times and I still don't know who she is."
Secundus: "Yeah, she's on Social Needia hardcore."
Secundus: "Yeah, she's on Social Needia hardcore."
by Apokamptos April 26, 2015
Get the Social Needia mug.An individual who dedicates there day to hoarding the attention of penis across the globe using social media. This practice is normally undergone by adding random people and provocatively implying physical attraction to a number of them simultaneously without actually engaging in sexual intercourse with any. often this predators will hunt the weak, if your face looks like it gave birth to its own nose be warned, she could even be a black man named steve.
that bitch is on an fb cock hoard
your silly mate: ive been talking to this girl for abit but look at all these guys on her wall.
you: mate! dont be a silly cunt, shes a social media cock hoarder! shes probably a black guy called steve
your silly mate: ive been talking to this girl for abit but look at all these guys on her wall.
you: mate! dont be a silly cunt, shes a social media cock hoarder! shes probably a black guy called steve
by themuffler May 14, 2015
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