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Josh the guy that went to go get smokes drops you off at your moms and leaves for 5 years comes back bc he “ missed you” calls you something mean ( FAT) you believe him so you try to change yourself bc you want to be loved my your dad so you do something like (stop eating snacks) then you get taken away by your mom (thank you mom ) and only see him for one summer month.
Josh/dad
You - my dad left
Me- sounds like josh
by Bruh666999 January 19, 2020
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I have a friend Josh. He can be a little dumb
by Jeff302 March 6, 2019
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The most perfect man on earth. He is hot but at the same time very cute. He isnt the kind of guy that just says things that you want to hear, hes honest but caring and considerate. He is the kind of guy you would want to cuddle with but also want to have sex with. He isnt your classic "prince charming" but so much better than that. He is loyal and dominant but at the same time gentle. He knows what to say at the right time and can make anyone laugh at any time. He may not be the love-at-first-sight but once you get to know him you fall in love and you cant back out.
Yeah josh is the most perfect guy on earth, i am so glad im dating him.
by Life.is.cruel$ April 15, 2018
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A really sexy guy who has an above average sized penis and will always flaunt his money because he always has so much of it, Josh has had 9 different tailors in the past because they cannot make the right sized pants because his dick is just so big. He is usually a tall loving guy who will always respect his parents.
Girl 1: Josh a has massive cock and heart
Girl 2: True
Girl 3: True
Girl4: True
Girl 19: True
by Not Josh Reimer September 24, 2019
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Josh is typically a cool dude, and lots of fun to be around. He is very nice to his friends and isn’t afraid to stand up for them. He can be quiet to people he doesn’t know, but when you get to know him watch out cause your in for a fun time. Josh typically lives all walks of life, dogs, cats, etc. Josh also typically doesn’t mind a nice night if fortnite, some weed, and a White Claw or too. He’s not that good at fortnite but boy does he try. He probably drives a Volvo that’s more than likely slammed. Although, Josh does have a weird tendency that no one can seem to understand.... its Red Bull and Creatine. If this sounds familiar you most likely know a Josh
Wow that elim. was so easy.... that player must be a Josh
by Cheez3131 January 8, 2020
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A stinky fucker baths in a sewer has small dick syndrome hated by his peers extremely cocky while lacking a dick and pussy’s out of fights
Josh the smelly welly doesn't take a bath
by Caseoh jr April 23, 2024
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by Josh'sDad December 6, 2023
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