Internet beefer

Olivia

When u talk shit on the internet but don’t wanna link and fight internet beefer right there

by Internet beefer June 18, 2020

Internet necromancy

When someone revives old meme from death. It has to be at least memorable or back in the day famous meme, because without acknowledging that it was "alive" it can't be revived.

Oh I remember this old meme! It was 12 years ago really famous and somehow it's funny again. Do you do internet necromancy often?

by juicyNeeko June 19, 2020

Rule 101 of the internet

Rule 101: All rules of the internet must be followed, no questions

Mike: hey, what happens if I don't follow a rule of the internet?
Anonymous: Rule 101 of the internet states you must follow all rules, if you don't, you DIE,

by Papa Ronin July 19, 2020

Zero G internet

When you can’t find the answer online and have to look it up in a book

Bella went zero g internet when her web search’s failed to provide her answers; she headed for the book store.

by Gakkuri August 23, 2020

Colombian Internet

The worst internet you'll ever have. Colombia has the worst internet of all.

God Damn Jose, your Colombian Internet makes it so hard to have a proper Zoom call.

by Luisfersg September 7, 2020

Internet

An infinite happiness generator

Me: why are you playing video games, they are hard
Random person: i know but there the only thing I can do all day
Me: you should try using the Internet

by Zander Man September 8, 2020

Indonesian Internet

Bad Internet connection, lagging, having internet issues, etc. usually correlates with Indihome

Zhang: what the fuck is your ping
Joko: ahhhh sorry, its the Indonesian Internet
Zhang: what the fuck does that means
Joko: ask the Indihome users
Zhang: aren't you Malaysian
Joko: how many times do i have to fucking tell you that I'm Indonesian
Zhang: what's the difference?
Joko: see this is why I don't want to be friends with a Singaporean

by TAC0799 October 7, 2020