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Human

Homo sapien from the womb into the grave
I gave birth to my first human yesterday!
by Itchy Ankles September 30, 2021
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HUMANITY SLEEP CURSE

Given: EARTHS BIGGEST PROBLEM...INVESTMENTS

waste of BAD non-performing INVESTMENTS.
As the world of HUMAN BEINGS is loaded with a tremendous amount of irresponsibility and INSTINCTUAL SPITE SELFISH GENE as the HUMANITY SLEEP CURSE is used in mnay DEVIUOUS DISHONEST MANNERS that the JUDGMENT CALLS and the JUSTICE SYSTEM shows by all the CAUSES in our society that favorable ways of viewing the UNFORTUNATE the HAVE NOTS even with their repercussions needs great reevaluation because EVERY SINGLE HUMAN BEINGS LIFE either earlier or later in LIFE " AS GUARANTEE TO HAVE A "FAMINE" so a "A CHARITY , EVEN BY ONESELF , change IDLE INVESTMENT LAWS to accommodate our HUMANTY SLEEP CURSE as " IT IS JUST HOW OUR ANATOMY IS".
by DISTRAUGHT May 28, 2022
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Humanity

"Humanity is a waste of time"
by Kilote February 15, 2021
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human brita

Ingesting liquid, such as beer, while urinating.

For best results, being properly hydrated prior to attempting the human brita results in colored liquid being ingested while clear liquid being evacuated, thus the human brita.

Extra points for both input and output utilizing cups or glasses.
Dude, I didn’t want to leave my drink and the restroom line was too long, had to pull a human brita. At least I know I’m hydrated.
by 01011110 October 4, 2017
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human sextipede

When a group of at least 3 people participate in a train-like conjunction where one man is penetrating another man who is then penetrating a female or another male. It can be at least 3 men or 2 men and a girl. There can be as many men participating as pleased.

Also, if women want to be in the middle, they'd just need a good ol' strap!
Ronny walked in on Clarissa and Jason making sweet sweet love. Ronny went up to Jason and began penetrating his tight little asshole as Jason pounded Clarissa. The three of them were connected by the genetalia, forming a Human Sextipede
by anonymous March 30, 2024
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human trashcan

Within BDSM as a human trashcan the goal is to hold in any of your holes what is deemed "trash" if it'd be semen, blood, piss, mucus, Feces, etc. Potentially Actual Trash too.
I love to be daddy's Little Trashcan. I'm so disgusting. I love being a Human Trashcan it's so degrading.
by A Human TrashCan February 25, 2025
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