CRACK TREATED SERIOUSLY

comes from an ao3 tag - where joke concepts are treated in a serious manner.

"sydno is quite possibly the worst thing we've ever created" charlie said, "a fucking person and a bot just seems like crack treated seriously".

by MythHead123 October 28, 2021

Crack Head Savant

A crack head who has flashes of genius.

Rudy could barely pass the 5th grade and tie his shoes but can answer the million dollar questions on Millionare... hes a crack head savant

by JBurton July 7, 2010

Creamy Crack

The unnerving sensation that you feel when a mix of anal leakage, sweat and shame collect in your ass crack while you are just trying to live your life in peace. Also referred to as mud butt.

I drank two 40s of Old E last night and ate 12 White Castle rat burgers. Now this creamy crack won't quit and it is making me suicidal.

by Mad Squabbs July 27, 2017

lemon crack

When a guy cums in a girls ass and then urinates before pulling out. He adds a squirt or two of freshly squeezed lemon juice for added flavor and then allows it to harden for a day before removing it. The product is then broken up into small rocks and sold on the street for money and or sexual favors.

I needed some money, so I gave Jenny the Lemon Crack. We used the money to buy beer and porn.

by sonofbootycheeks October 23, 2008

Crack Whore Confessions

One of the realest and sickest of sites out there. This dude Dirty D, kinda fat dude who live in the Miami area, really does go out on the street and finds crack whores. girls addicted to crack and will do anything just for a hit of the drug. he gets em to sucks his dick n shit like that. alot of em are weird lookin but ppl like this shit. I kno other shit out there might be fake like bangbus with there disclaimers and shit but crack whore confessoins and got shit. There real. This dude picks up them crackwhores like da mack nigga. Throw it up.

Dirty D get them crack whores a lil crack, fuck em, and put they bitch ass on the net like a true G.

by KingTee410 March 18, 2005

Crack Case

Pointing out the obvious. Can also be referenced as "thanks captain obvious".

"Hey since Marist college is D1 we get full rides right?"

"crack case"

by Nick Kaszei March 3, 2015

Flip Crack

When a butthole puckers so much it looks like it has turned itself inside out.

Usually happens during or right before a bowel movement.

Man, I was trying to clean my great grandmothers asshole when I noticed she started to flip crack and then projectile shit all over my shirt.

by Roachem June 8, 2010