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A real bag of shit

by Gerhart Putt January 4, 2024
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Unless your God isn't Real

You see how God is just tool they use to steal your intellectual property and credit from you and your likeness right?
Hym "Unless your God isn't real! In which case, God didn't create consciousness and that's just an opinion you have as an incest cultist and I created AI... OR... It DID... And I STILL created AI but I also rival God."
by Hym Iam July 12, 2025
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could a real person survive

Could A Real Person Survive is a semi-satirical and semi-scientific look at the super moves of all your favorite fighting video games, and asks a very important and unnecessary question: Could a real person survive THAT?!

Layout for each Character Episode: Intro, Title, Super Move, CARPS Examination Playback, Outro, and Final Diagnosis

Green = Almost no injury
Yellow = Mild and lasting injury
Orange = Serious and life threatening injury
Red = Almost certain death

*There is the mulligan that there is an imagined medical team on stand by right outside of camera shot to treat the wounded.
At least 80 % of the time, the answer to “Could a real person survive THAT?!” is “No.”
by yrgh October 19, 2024
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Girl real

‘Girl real’ means something is real or in a more literal case, relatable, but like in a girl sense (only the girls that are girl real will truly understand).
“She is SO girl real omg.” “that is so girl real actually.”
by dylanism July 21, 2022
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real key

That’s real key
by cdiddy1210 January 19, 2020
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Amazingly stupid real facts

It is when people make a random r/technallythetruth thing that is so stupid and nobody needed to know that it gets upvotes even though we don't need that information for life like for example "Humans are humans ".
YOU ARE AN EXAMPLE OF AN Amazingly stupid real facts
by YAYMANYAY January 31, 2022
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real

When used in the adjective form, real has many different meanings.
For example: "the store is real," would denote that the store exists in reality.
It can also mean it's genuine or authentic. For instance: "he has real money, and not printed money."

As a noun, 'real' usually denotes something which is raw, pure, genuine and emotionally relatable.
For example: "I think I'm losing my mind" - "real."
Person 1: Clean up on aisle... MY BRAINS!
Person 2: Real.
by illiteratebanana October 27, 2024
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