Mike

A skinny bitch who wanks in the garden with his small dick while staring at pictures of his shitty mom who abandoned him when he was a little bitch.

Oh theres that bitch Mike

by Vertxツ January 21, 2020

Mike

The booty warrior

Aye yo it’s mike

by Scronchythegoat November 22, 2021

The Mike Tyson

When a girls sucking your dick you punch her in the back of the head and say "Mike Tyson".

I gave her the Mike Tyson

by Stickystuart11 November 22, 2017

Mikee

The dude who goes by thatzmikee on instagram. He posts funny videos and sexy photos and is a HOT MIXED ASIAN GUY.

OMG THATZ MIKEE !!!

by sorrydumbass June 17, 2019

Mike Pull

When someone named Michael uses false facts and lies to try to prove his point. Therefore the false facts and lies equals the pull.

That was a mike pull.

by My dad left to get milk March 12, 2020

Mike

Michael’s usually have a touch of the ‘tism

Person 1: why is Mike just sitting there in a corner?
Person 2: Not sure, although i have a cousin who does something similar at loud places. Maybe he’s autistic?

by Olive8 April 4, 2023

Mike

Mike is the one with a huge dick and a funny guy, is often on the look for money. He is sometimes quiet but when he's with people he likes he is hilarious.

Mike is going to get rich

by Realnigga124 February 25, 2017