aww mike

When a gay man is mad and doesn’t want to swear his allegiance to the empire.

Person 1: *pranks person two*
Person 2: Aww mike you bro

by LooongDickPapi May 14, 2018

Jersey Mike’s money

The state of not worrying about scrimping and saving your dollars, often occurring after being paid or coming into a large sum of money; being able to treat yourself after a long period of restraint. Directly references the sandwich chain which is known to be more expensive than many of its competitors. It can be argued “why get Subway when you've got Jersey Mikes money?”

“Did you bring snacks from home again for lunch?” “Oh no, I got Jersey Mike’s money today baby!”

by Classic Ed May 20, 2024

Pulled a Mike

When you RSVP to a lunch or event and then cancel last minute.

Friend - Sorry, hate to do this but I can’t make it.

Other Friend - He just pulled a Mike!!

by SammyK$$ September 26, 2023

Scumbag Mike

A person with only self interest who uses and abuses those he comes into contact with.

Man that guy is so selfish. He is just like scumbag mike

by NY Mike September 23, 2019

Mike Afton

micheal afton but shorter

random person: hi ourple person
michael afton: im called mike afton you ugly thing

by RJZVBloxer_YT' April 7, 2023

mike wrona

A hypocritical person who can’t win an election and thinks he knows everything. Full of ignorance and only believes his opinion matters. Completely devoid of the ability to find humor in anything.

That guy is a real Mike Wrona. We were having a good time until Mike Wrona showed up.

by Diction matters October 29, 2021

mike charlie

old, probably obsolete military term: Mission complete.

(radio conversation) Enemy destroyed. We are Mike Charlie, over.

by Snowfighter10 June 23, 2019