blue santa hat

a hat only faggots and lesbians wear.

“OMG! did you see Eva wearing the blue santa hat? she looks so dumb!!”
“I know!!!!”

by pasha63 December 7, 2023

Guys who wear hats back here

A monster energy fan

Whisper: Gonna drink a monster idc if my pregnant
Kurtis: Of course that’s what the dad looks like, if there’s anything I want to get out from my internet presence it’s that guys who wear hats back here love monster energy

by SillyGuy89_ September 27, 2025

Children of the hat!

(1) A phrase used to express extreme joy or ecstasy. (2) A phrase used to insult and denounce someone believed to have sold their wedding ring. (3) A country dessert made of figs, apples and dates. Some prefer it with cream, others with ice cream.

Children of the hat! I've just won the lottery!

by Twibbieful November 18, 2010

Wear it as a hat

When a male pulls his scrotum up and over the head of his penis prior to becoming erect and displays the act to his sexual partner and shouts, “wear it as a hat”! The male then proceeds to become erect and have coitus.

Wear it as a hat- What are you doing with your penis? *proceeds to pull scrotum over head of penis* Wearing it as a hat of course!”

by Cletus42 August 3, 2020

safety hat

the hat you wear when you taken too much and seek safety

nath where’s the safety hat?

by Obi2709 October 2, 2021

Tin Foil Hat Brigade

A person who wears a tin foil hat that is made from one or more sheets of aluminium foil, or a piece of conventional headgear lined with foil, often worn in the belief or hope that it shields the brain from threats such as electromagnetic fields, mind control, and aliens.

Johnny thinks aliens helped build the pyramids, guess he's a member of the tin foil hat brigade.

by Snake Master April 18, 2022

german army hat

Often referring to the tip of a man's penis. Also called a mushroom head.

He had a big German army hat on him.

by bigbarbie86 October 27, 2015