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Sexy

Jasmine Jade Be Sexy
by CheeseyEggWaffles. January 18, 2024
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Sexy

Example 1:

Person1: damn im so sexy

Me: yo what the fuck? hell no ur not Dimebag Darrell

Example 2:

Male Person: yooo i think Dimebag Darrell is gonna turn me gay

Male Person 2: yeah me too man…awh shucks he’s just too sexy
by flame01 June 16, 2025
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Sexy Mexi

Ohhh hell nah I ain’t smokin that Sexy Mexi tonight that’s all you, homie!
by Akeem Joffer April 1, 2024
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sexy banana

by Pærebananyoghurt February 21, 2022
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the sexy boys

gavy, ben, reid

honorable mentions- isaac, riley, brennan, gage
by sNaiL 🐌🐌 June 11, 2021
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Sexy Son Hypothesis

AND THAT IS EXACTLY WHERE CRITICAL FAT COCK THEORY COMES IT TO PLAY!

Hym "THERE IT IS! 'Sexy Son Hypothesis' or 'Critical fat cock theory Jr.' as they call it in academia, is the theory that women select to have attractive sons. And it sounds like it's derivative and it's bullshit because I should be getting some credit for some of this. You got a guy on YouTube who openly admitted to gang rape in explicitly terms. You got dudes trading social capital as a means for prostitution. I can't get any credit for anything I'm seeing shorts right now. How am I not the lesser of many evens here? My fundamental interactions are a VISIBLE FALSEHOOD OF SOMEONE ELSE'S CREATION and SOMEHOW... THAT! ISN'T ACTUALLY MY PROBLEM! THAT... has NOTHING TO DO WITH ANYTHING and is somehow a FIXED FACET OF REALITY and cannot be altered in any way. THAT! Doesn't need to be addressed in any way shape or form! The quality of my entire existence is contingent entirely on whether or not a fat-shit who's better off than me needs a break.
HERE I SIT! Wondering why? As everyone else wonders why? Why is the suicide going up? Why do epidemics abound? COULDN'T POSSIBLY BE THAT COULD IT? Nope. It's clearly that's just how things are. And it isn't incumbent on anyone to change their behavior... Except for the person... Who has the problem... With the way that things can't not be... Because it would require someone other... Than the person with the problem... To change their behavior... EVEN IF the problem... Is the people... Who aught not have to change their behavior... because people don't have to change their behavior... And so long as their behavior... Only affects your outcome... RATHER THAN THEIRS... They are justified... In that behavior... Because the are receiving... The outcome that is desirable... Regardless of the circumstances... That is how society is structured... And that isn't the problem... Sure. People believe is Bigfoot so in that context it really isn't that much of a stretch. That's what I think about your Sexy Son Hypothesis."
by Hym Iam August 28, 2023
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sexy woman

something neither me or you have touched
a human female with big boobs and GYATT
something which is impossible to rizz
Timmy : "wanna rizz that sexy woman"
Jimmy : "you'll never succeed"
by sigmawarlord July 18, 2024
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