squat to piss

A disparaging,sexist metaphor likening male behavior to female behavior. A dearth of balls.

Hey Michael, we're going to the strip club tonight, you in?

Sorry, Carol taped a week's worth of "Oprah" and wants me to watch them with her tonight.

Dude,you squat to piss.

by Indian Larry March 20, 2010

Pissed the bed

Thinking something happened that didn't.

Catherine really pissed the bed when she thought her water broke.

by Turd ferguson August 23, 2014

Drunk Piss

Alcoholic beverages that are cheap and usually bad tasting

Those Steel Reserves last night were some straight drunk piss

by The Don MLT October 17, 2008

Piss Pounder

Someone who bothers you in a general fashion; more specifically, someone who is always trying to make witty little comments or jokes that are more annoying than funny.

Todd- " I hope Tiger Woods wins the Masters. His ethnicity is good for golf."

Brandon- " Shut the hell up, you piss pounder."

by Sports Fan 211 May 1, 2011

Fat Piss

When you’re taking a fat piss and you’re there for so long you put your hand on the wall and say “Damn this is a fat piss”

I was taking a FAT piss yesterday. And it took like 45 minutes. My legs got tired.

by VulpineDoge October 14, 2018

purple piss

A racist term for Japanese men; noted by their screams during WWII when performing Banzai rushes.

Made famous by General George S. Patton.

"We want to get the hell over there. The quicker we clean up this Goddamned mess, the quicker we can take a little jaunt against the purple pissing Japs and clean out their nest, too. Before the Goddamned Marines get all of the credit."
- General George S. Patton, Jr

by DddR January 27, 2007

piss cutter

somthing that is really shitty or bellow average.

Dude how did that guy get swindled into buying that piss cutter car.

by swindle X May 15, 2006