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Dream Pimp

A person or peoples, usually in the arts, entertainment, and music industry, that over promises and under-delivers.
The person(s) are usually surround by flying monkeys who chase clout.

Dream Pimps will come up with elaborate lies to hype you up, but I’m reality they want to piggy back off your hard work.

They most likely have no talent themselves.
They mostly likely use drugs and fake promises to manipulate creatives into working with them.
A dream pimp contacted me offering exposure to their inactive audience.
I’ve been tagged in posts 5 times by a dream pimp.
That dream pimp over there.
by Madeofstarsnstuff October 12, 2021
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Pimp Sniper

“When your punk ass neighbor rats you out to your girl when all you were doing was talking to your hot Asian neighbor.”

-Andy Noel-
“So I was cumming in her mouth and everything was good then my fuckin bitch ass neighbor a “Pimp Sniper” “Pimp Sniped.” Me, and then 20 min later I had no girlfriend and no mouth to cum in, bro.”
by Saint Noel September 16, 2021
mugGet the Pimp Snipermug.

PIMP

This man is a PIMP (positive Individual Making Progress).
by kingmouns4 January 30, 2023
mugGet the PIMPmug.

pimp post

The fold-down center arm rest found in just about any 1960-1970 luxury automobile.
"Hey baby, flip up that pimp post, slide on down the seat, climb up to my bumper and lemme smack dat monkey!"
by Hoosierdaddio November 10, 2013
mugGet the pimp postmug.

Pimp

A word a high school boy with a small pepe uses
He's a pimp
by D_00708 April 24, 2022
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Pimp nuts

My baby momma could not get enough of the pimp nuts, so I told her I loved her.
My girl appreciated me for my pimp nuts.
by Pimpismhistorian April 8, 2019
mugGet the Pimp nutsmug.

pimp kitten

A female who often times carries baby powder to slap her hoes with ease. Known for being adorably petite and playful, yet highly aggressive when needed. Where the Gorilla Pimp uses brute force the Pimp Kitten uses finesse. She may be the tinniest Pimp ever but she has earned mutual respect from the Pimp Community with her catlike reflexes.
Did you see that woman stab that hoe in the neck with her Louvoutin?! She must be a Pimp Kitten for real!
by GorillaPimp October 7, 2015
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