Cordened Off

An unfortunate occurrence where an area or room becomes inaccessible due to a certain portly 'comedian' standing in the entrance and or exit routes.

Gary: Hey man, you gonna go check out the buffet?

Frank: That's a no can do on that one, that area's been Cordened off.

by Hank Benson September 5, 2010

zacking off

Zacking off is the act of masturbating in the shower using kiddy porn downloaded to an ipod or any other mobile video device. The device is usually placed in a ziplock bag to avoid water damage and being contaminated with bodily fluids.

Lee: Why does Zack always bring his phone with him to the shower?

Danny: Yea, I'm curious too since he takes 45 minutes to take a shower.

Lee: you think he's jacking off in there?

Danny: His name is Zack not Jack dumby.

Lee: I meant do you think he's zacking off in there?

Danny: haha yea i keep hearing weird moans coming from the bathroom and when he comes out he has the look of satisfactied on his face. He needs to wipe that smirk off.

by 6fingas December 25, 2009

word off

when an extremly short and extremly tall person(monty and bogan) unleash insults about the others stature untill receiving a laugh from morella or dodge.

"do a word off!" "tom, your an extension cord." "bogan, your a stump-punk,da na na nah"

by the ultimate secret January 21, 2007

Jerk Off

when u and ur friend decide to jerk off together and see who can last the longest.

hey do u wanna have a jerk off and see who can last the longest?

by NiggerTrapper October 17, 2018

off the heezy

Used for such a crazy event, that it can not be defined with simple adjectives.

Man that bitch was stupid fly, and that party was off the heezy.

by Q February 17, 2003

go off

doing the most to impress your friends and become a legend.

jake: i go off every time we go out and you only half-send.

joe: you don’t have to call me out like that bro.

by kiaras August 31, 2018

fallen off

v. used in the Deep South to describe someone who has lost weight by dieting.

My, how Sally has fallen off since she started going to Jenny Craig.

by Richard Black October 9, 2005