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hand-me-down corn

Intact pieces of corn that you pick out of your shit, then wash (optional), then serve it to someone you don't like.
Jack made a detour by the employee bathroom to prep some fresh hand-me-down corn to go with his customer's steak and baked potato.
by one more fizzle May 25, 2011
mugGet the hand-me-down cornmug.

corn fielder

a girl/guy who preforms sexual acts in a corn field.
shes sucha corn fielder her guy promised her a farm
by mr.creative.com April 7, 2011
mugGet the corn fieldermug.

Achy-Corn Tea

This tea cures minor discomforts and helps one calm down. It is made from achy-corns which are found below oak trees; how they get there is unknown. It was invented by by Irmo, Hobbit of the Chicago & Houston shires 3/15/25.
Would you like to share a mug of delicious achy-corn tea? I see that you are agitated.
by Houston Mark April 1, 2025
mugGet the Achy-Corn Teamug.

Corn on the Knob

A twist on the Cleveland Steamer, whereby one person eats a bunch of corn, then takes a dump on another person's penis (aka their "knob") and the corn is visible in the feces.
Guy 1: Yeah man, I did a Corn on the Knob to Gary last night.

Guy 2: Awesome!
by Nuggette January 10, 2018
mugGet the Corn on the Knobmug.

cornely

A super cool sure to be uncle who doesn't smoke because he's so smart not exactly married till he reaches about thirty - thirty five because of how busy they are, he pulls girls but sometimes with his younger nephews help. Cornely is a name for a guy who is fly and can truly take someone out in a fight
Wow I wish I was that dude Cornely he's so cool

-Omg did you see cornely's shoes today
-yea he's so hot! I wish he's ask me to go out with him, every girl in the school wants to go on a date with that hunk!
by The coolest one January 3, 2015
mugGet the cornelymug.

spinal corn

When you crack your back and it sounds like popcorn
Damn my back cracked like spinal corn.

I cracked my back and got an earful.
by luna7531 November 9, 2020
mugGet the spinal cornmug.

Corn Duct

The hole that after you eat five pieces of corn, you shit out logs of corn
"Hey, paul i need to clean out my corn duct so i feel better"
by Corny hole March 2, 2017
mugGet the Corn Ductmug.

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