nigger nap

A long-ass nap during which you get as much work done as a nigger does on an eight-hour shift.

Whiteman #1: Well shit, my boss caught me taking a nigger nap in my office the other day. I think he's gonna can me.
Whiteman #2: Don't worry, there's no one but niggers applying for management these days.

by John McCrary May 9, 2008

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Nigger Tennis

Basketball. Making reference to the back and forth motion of tennis and playing on the observation that there are a lot of blacks who play basketball, and not so many in the tennis arena.

I hate watching Nigger Tennis, I find my neck always getting a kink from watching the ball go back and forth, back and forth. They really should just make the game 5 minutes long, that's the only exciting part anyway.

by gaberick August 2, 2008

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Nigger Muffins

Challenging a persons outlandish / far-fetched story. Once challenged, story teller must respond to it right away. (No Nigger Muffins = True Story , Nigger Muffins = Lie/False Story)

If storyteller claims "No Nigger Muffins" and is found have lied intentionally, storyteller may be kicked in the scrotum by all who witnessed it (one kick per witness).

Drew, "The other day my boy got hit by a truck and lived!"
Ebo: "Nigger Muffins"
Drew; "No Nigger Muffins, however he is in a coma."

by A-Rotolo May 12, 2008

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Nigger Riding

When one person sits alone in the backseat of a car and/ or truck.

Jay and I get front. Bob get stuck nigger riding.

by Alicia- m- b December 24, 2007

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teeth niggers

those dark little squares that always find their way onto your teeth after eating. no matter what is eaten, teeth niggers just appear. they wedge themselves between teeth or between the tooth and gum. very embarrassing when you are not aware

i was eating plain vanilla yogurt and by God those teeth niggers climbed onto my teeth!

by WeinerRedeemer November 15, 2009

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