I couldn't give a flying monkey's arsehole

The combination of two English exclamations, in order to give extra gravitas to the fact that you don't care.

I couldn't give a flying fuck, and I couldn't give a monkey's arsehole.

Karen says she's offended, well I couldn't give a flying monkey's arsehole.

by Rikstir May 30, 2025

International give a boy a scrunchie day

International give a boy a scrunchie day is October 4th. So give a boy a scrunchie to even out with September 24th.

Boy: Remember 24th September? I gave you my hoodie
Girl: Oh yes! Here, have my scrunchie, today is International give a boy a scrunchie day

by Ki ona September 24, 2019

Give the project manager their head

allow them to do what they want to do, without trying to advise or stop them; to allow them to do what they want without interference, advice, or direction

After weeks of meticulous planning and preparation, the team leader decided to just give the project manager their head and see what innovative solutions emerged.

by Arminkshipper April 18, 2025

give. me. food.

Alright.... No you need to suck it up and get food yourself ✨

Boyfriend- Give. Me. Food.
Girlfriend- I thought you got me food not the other way around now get me Starbucks before I snap your neck

by Tehehehehhehehehhe February 7, 2021

Giving Ear

Just like giving head, but with your mans ear

Giving ear: making out with your SO ear

by Fezformandonnahydekelso June 3, 2018

Give you a "baby shower"

When a guy finishes on your face.

Guy to his girl " I'm gonna give you a "baby shower". All over your face."

by ADray707 January 4, 2023

give a girl your hoodie day!

on october 23, it’s national give a girl your hoodie day! you can give it to any girl, girlfriend, crush, etc.

girl 1: i’m so excited for today!
girl 2: why?
girl 1: it’s national give a girl your hoodie day! i wonder if my crush will give me one!

by woahtherebuddyy October 22, 2020