Max Clakton

Bit of a rip.

Oh look it`s Max Clakton, bit of a rip

by Tomoffy June 2, 2018

Max

Guy that falls asleep because of too much alcohol.

Man with a relatively large afro: ‘yo where is Max?’
Boy with sick fat beard: ‘He’s sleeping because he drank too much. What a lightweight!’

The man and boy laugh too loud while slapping their thighs.

by The Great Harry Testes May 9, 2018

max employment

A job provider in Devonport that likes to make there job easy buy making ur life hard

Bloke:got my centerline cut off

Other guy : u must be through max employment

by Max employment June 5, 2018

Max

A boy that is very confusing about his feelings. You have feelings for him but you don't want the feelings. No matter how hard you try you can't stop liking him. You are heartbroken that you have to go to different schools as him. You love him, but you can't tell if he loves you. He is popular, you are not. He flirts with other girls but when it's just the two of you he is kind. When you are alone you hug and get very close. You talk about your day. His strange friend that has a girlfriend in which she is a bitch. And she gets mad when her boyfriend flirts with you. He is very cute and nice. He is tearing you apart. You have daily traditions where he jumps over your head in gym class. You can't help but smile when you see him. You are sad it's summer since it means you won't see him and it's one year until you go to different schools as him.

That Max really knows how to confuse a girl.

by Crystalsafm June 11, 2018

Max

Max is the most extraordinary person in the world. His smile can make you forget all the dirt in the universe in a single second. He has a thousand different laughs, all for a specific moment and when you meet him and hear one, you're immediately addicted. He's the smartest guy and helps others daily, often forgetting his own health. He tends to think he's cocky and egoistical, yet it's just his mind playing tricks on him. His brushy eyebrows are adorable and he gives the best hugs in a single-person bed. He deserves love and attention, care and support and most importantly, lots of kisses.

'Hey, do you know Max?'
'Heck yes, he's my forever treasure, wanna meet him?'

by quiteanaveragegf August 13, 2022

Max

Max is a total crybaby, he will most likely cry when things don't go his way in life. He messes with bugs and has a weird shaped head.

Max walking down the stairs* then immediately starts to cry* "WAHHHH"

by JaileyLMAOO August 15, 2022

Max's Mum

gorilla looking silly human being, never going to achieve anything in her entire life

max's mum is a baddie

by maxs little brother August 21, 2022