Grand-Master simp

A guy with so low self-esteem that he would literally do anything for any female attention, no matter what the cost, the consequence or any logical choice would be.
ChoiceNFTs is a Grand-Master simp that would do anything for his mooncunt goddess
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geo the edge master

geo the edge master is THE edging master. he is extremely good at edging and also gets edged easily. geo learned what the phrase "edge" means from ivansbiggestfan.
Omg hey geo the edge master, have you edged anyone today>?
by ivansbiggestfan June 26, 2021
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Master Campy

When lighting a bowl of weed and you remove the lighter but the flame remains like a little camp fire
Whoa bro you just did a master campy. ;-)
by anonymous July 14, 2024
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chonche master

a master plumber who can commonly pull panoche like nobodies business. one who is called a chonche master can make their way up the ranks to attain the level 5000 which is the highest chonche master level to date
when we went to the bar last night, you pulled so much poontang that you’re definitely the chonche master!
by chupacabra 5000 October 1, 2020
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Master Regulator

Mike Robinson's shorthand for the Endocannabinoid System - a bodywide control network that keeps every other system in balance by sensing stress, shifting set points, and restoring stability in real time.

What it is: Receptors like CB1 and CB2, endocannabinoids like anandamide and 2-AG, and enzymes like FAAH and MAGL that make and break them down.

What it does: Tunes neurotransmitters, calms inflammation, guides pain signaling, shapes mood and sleep, steadies appetite and metabolism, supports gut motility and immune tone, and fosters neuroplasticity.

How it works: Endocannabinoids are made on demand, act locally, then get cleared quickly - a tight feedback loop that prevents overreaction and brings systems back to baseline.

Where it lives: Brain and nerves, immune cells, gut, skin, bones, reproductive organs - nearly everywhere you look.

Call it The Master Regulator because it coordinates the rest - nervous, immune, endocrine, and more - so the whole body can adapt, recover, and stay balanced.
"The Master Regulator fine-tunes how your brain, immune system, and hormones communicate so your body can adapt to stress and recover faster."

"Cannabinoids speak the language of The Master Regulator, nudging it to restore balance in ways pharmaceuticals can’t replicate."
by ResearcherOG_Mike August 11, 2025
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Master duh Bater

"Master duh Bater" -- someone who sounds like they're arguing, stupidly, but really just engaging in mental masturbation.
I thought I was educating a troll online, but it turns out he's a Master duh Bater!
by zippyskippy May 27, 2024
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