Mai Tai Surprise

The act of inserting a pineapple in a sleeping friend's anus and then punching them in the face when they wake up.

Travis: Yo Danny is doing a juice cleanse.

Eric: We should help him out and give him a Mai Tai Surprise.

by travisonfire January 16, 2013

8 May 2023

8 May 2023.

8 May 2023.

by Debskelly1985 May 8, 2023

Rick May Day!

Rick may is a voice actor in the game "Team fortress 2" Or tf2 for short, Rick may died in april 14th due to the pandemic virus going on right now.

Kid 1 : Hey it's april 14th we need to play tf2 and main soldier for the day because it's Rick May Day!
Kid 2 : Alrighty then!

by A wholesome guy April 7, 2021

25 may 2008

the best person in the word is born on this date and he loves man city.

ur so fit were u born on the 25 may 2008

by man city man October 19, 2021

May 6-7

Text freaky things to somebody till midnight whatever happens in the messages stays in the messages

Girl:You so fineee

Boy: what?
Girl: May 6-7 is freak day

by _emma May 6, 2021

Hunting Billy Mays

When you are bored and aimlessly flipping through channels, searching for something attention grabbing and exciting, such as a Billy Mays informercial.

"What did you do last night, meng?"
"Pffft, nada, I was hunting billy mays"

by cbelmontes April 27, 2009

Cape may county

A total cesspool full of idiots that fight each other over nothing, heroin addicts, a shitload of liberals despite having a handfull of rednecks in every town. Tons of illegal immigrants and drunks. No jobs anywhere whatsoever and insanely high rent. Do not go here you will never get out.

Jim: Hey joe do you wanna move into cape may county?

Joe: FUCK NO. My buddy moved there ended up homeless and jobless, got hooked on heroin and od’d in the walmart bathroom.

Jim: yeah me either i got robbed every time i went outside.

by gwyxyjndijebx September 1, 2017