long schlong

a word used by people with very small genitalia in order to describe their own.

¨I have a long schlong my dude.¨
¨no you dont its actually very small you dumb fucking idiot.¨

by anonymous crab May 13, 2021

Lick Long Lick

Lick Long Lick

Lick Long Lick

by ExeeloguiexE April 17, 2025

Five long years

That's how long it took us to get Harvest back.

At first it was going well. Then setback after setback... Loss after loss... Made what was going to be a quick and decisive win... Into five long years of hell.

by LOOOOOOOOOOONG WOOOOOOOOOOORD November 12, 2022

audrey long

a very sweet girl who deserves the world.

“who’s that girl?”
“ur mom audrey long”

by urMOMisaBOMB.com July 29, 2022

Fliss long

Fliss long is the type of person to give you a blue pen instead of a black pen

Are you with fliss long? cause if so imma dip

by marley762 November 18, 2019

Long Shlong day

Long Shlong Day is dedicated to the very famous singer Trey songz

Becky- omg did you hear it’s Long Shlong day
Jenifer- Yeahhh we love you Trey Songz!

by 231_tng February 22, 2021

Long Thang

Popular slang for a singular Banana.

“‘Scuse me sir could you pass me one of them Long Thangs?”

by TheCoolMansUniform January 27, 2024