Jacob

Big nose and only gets the hoes.

Jacob has the biggest nose in the world, he should be in the world record books for biggest nose.

by Big nose hoes January 17, 2020

jacob

fat as fuck and always has to say some dumb shit, jacob usually is the darkest in his friend group

no one: .....
jacob: i want a twinkie

by realassniggashit April 23, 2020

Jacob

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“Jacob is among us”

by Renyfeld November 24, 2021

jacob

jacob wont try to be your freind when he first meets you. he will watch from a distance. if you bully him he wont care. he doesnt ask girls out that often and likes dudes as well. he doesnt have sex often. he watches porn almost every day.hes also a pot head. he falls in love with people way too fast.

person 1: damn jacob is such a cool dude

person 2: nahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

by Dudeqwe October 13, 2021

jacob

hide your watch,caravan,bike or any possessions as they will be stolen

jacob:run me your watch pussio

by wibble March 30, 2022

Jacob

Jacob is way to 200 IQ for his own good

Jacob’s to smart

by MeestaBoosta December 18, 2022

Jacob

This dude is not great at talking with girls. Like he really struggles but yet can make a racist joke whenever he pleases. This guy probably believes then world is flat and definitely believes that climate change is not real.

But he loves his country music with a passion.

Guy 1: oh man who is playing the banjo?
Guy 2: Jacob's at it again

by Itsjustme7 January 25, 2025