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we are humans
by Friskfusion December 13, 2018
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Human Energy

The grossest thing in the universe
All this human energy is making me sick
by Divine Luck December 31, 2018
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Human soup

An expression used to describe a pool that's extremely crowded and warm.
Person 1: let's go to the pool!
Person 2: eww...you do know that it's literally human soup, right?
by soph_2121 September 19, 2023
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Humaning

The actions that only humans normally do in everyday life. Dishes, jobs, eating, wearing clothes, etc.
I'm tired af rn; I've done enough humaning for one day.
by Softcorecorn19 August 4, 2021
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Human Waterfall

The act of urinating and drinking a beer simultaneously.
Chad was so keen to get bent just as fast as humanly possible, he wouldn't even put down the beer to take a leak. Fellow party guests watched in awe as he demonstrated more than a dozen Human Waterfalls before finishing his case of beer.
by spacehead74 September 14, 2020
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made up human

A person born w a penis who chops it off to a clit and vice versa.
What is that thing it might be one of those made up humans.
by Coach jbs dog March 6, 2023
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human shotgun

A man who, when jerking it, only gets one rub and then nuts.
Person 1: goddamn man last night I was a human shotgun.
Person 2: Rapid fire bro! Chi-chick, BANG!
by Nuggsman February 14, 2017
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