Horse Dike

One who rides horses and also happens to be a dike. Often found covered in horse fecal matter and or mud. One who wears jeans and boots most often thinks they are really cool.

That damn horse dike just cut me off in her truck. Silly boys, trucks are for girls.

by Urban+CowboY February 6, 2012

Horsey The Horse

The most lovable cuddly horse ever, not a real horse but a teddy bear horse. He is blue and fabulous.

Oh my gosh he’s so huggable… well of horse he’s Horsey the Horse

by Pamthebear March 1, 2025

Horse Face

Also known as Brad Keselowski. Nascar driver. Drives the #2 for Team Penske. Looks like a horse.

NASCAR fan: did you see Brad Keselowski?
NASCAR fan #2: yeah he has such a horse face.

by Nascar2488 May 22, 2016

Massive Horse

A large, awkward, graceless, lumbering brute. Often with a large head shaped like a fucking potato.

Get off me you Massive Horse!

by splitarse February 16, 2012

Horses

One of the worst domestic animals to exist. Donkeys are way better 🫏🫏🫏🫏🫏

Hee haw - Doneky
Im fat and lazy - horses

by dhar woman February 28, 2024

horsed

laying down and having a person(s) slowly walk over you while shitting

"Yo Jordan got horsed last night, it was crazy."

by waterbottle73 March 6, 2023

Leonard the tiny horse

The sigma horse of Starscourge Radahn, General of Redmane Castle, who fights in a festival for an honourable death. Leonard is 2'6'' but supports Radahn, 11' tall, and becomes a meteorite with him. He is god.

I love Leonard the tiny horse.
YES

by LargeBanana September 30, 2023