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by Headgiver10 March 3, 2016
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Severed head

A hopefully rare incident that occurs after an all day binge drinking affair in which you’re receiving a blow job (hopefully not whiskey dicking it) but the alcohol is just too much and you must grab her by her hair, pull upward, and throw up off the side of a bed.
Hey bro, I got so drunk the other day that I brought the waitress home and got a blow job. Stomach started churning and I grabbed that bitches hair and her head dangled like a severed head while I threw up off the side of the bed. It was a great night.
by Daddyspill August 26, 2019
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Sted Head

Usually seen outside your local boozer on a summers evening, a Sted Head is a fellow with unusually large muscle growth in the upper body.
If spotted in this most favourable of locations he will no doubt be holding a small glass containing fruit juice. His stance and grin will be wide showing confidence.
His legs will be of normal proportions .
Four or five small males will be admiring him and the whole group will be louder than any other group nearby.
by Johnny illwithit June 10, 2018
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bleeding head

When a man gets his penis bitten off during oral sex
Dude 1: "bro what happened to your penis?"

Dude 2: "it was stacey! She gave me some bleeding head"
by Emo faggot January 6, 2018
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Head-doer

Someone who does someone's head in; An individual who causes severe migraines and headaches to a person of their choice (usually of close relation) to serve their mischievous and teasing ways.
"Bro Angelina and Albina both won't stop doing my head in, legit head-doers man"

"My mum's doing my head in, all she isn't letting me have a break"

"Josh keeps calling me, he is such a head doers"
by Uncle Kamal March 26, 2020
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no homo head

No Homo Head

To give a blowjob without it being considered gay .
“I gave my Creepy uncle no homo head because I was a horny lil bich
by @ryun.xo on ig August 12, 2020
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Meat Heads

They're not the most approachable people. When you're a newbie the last thing you need is a meat head who continuously stares at you as you move from one machine to the other. It's like a scene from Prison break,when an inmate is holding his belongings and his taking that intimidating walk to his cell accompanied by Prison guards and the old heads death stare him waiting to claim him as their bitch. Meat heads intimidate you and they wait for you to do the wrong thing before they scream at you as loud as they could 'DON'T DO THAT' or 'YOUR FORM IS TERRIBLE' or

'WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING', they laugh at you and shake their heads in disbelief. Meat heads are the reason why you ditch your membership.
by Kick Ass Gal December 8, 2017
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