Pay you to make French onion soup

A figure of speech used to suggest that a task is too unbearable and taxing for someone to perform. Not to be taken literally or suggest that a deal has been made.

We will Pay you to make French onion soup

by achaemenid November 23, 2020

French Barracuda

When 2 gay men are having intercourse facing a wall with a suction cup dildo built into it and the man giving has a dick similar to a barracuda and the man receiving is getting it so hard that he is forced to bite down on the dildo to cope with the pain, like eating a French baguette.

Tim went to the back room and gave Dave a French Barracuda.

by VscoManOfGaming November 6, 2020

French Barracuda

When to men are having gay sex with dicks similar to barracudas in front of a wall mounted dildo and the receiver is getting it so hard they are forced to bite down on the dildo to relieve the pain, similar to a French person eating a full baguette.

Tim went to the backroom to give Allen the French Barracuda.

by VscoManOfGaming November 6, 2020

french fries

the fucking best food in the world so oily and deep fried and salted the only part about french fries that sucks is when seagles steal them but the solution is to order chicken wings on the side

those french fries are the bomb

by <====8 November 6, 2020

That French Shit

Top shelf liquor or expensive.

Bartender give me some of that french shit.

by That French Shit December 27, 2020

French Manicure

French Manicure- when a guy says “just the tip”

“I know you’re tired bae, lemme just give you the french”

French Manicure: when he wants to put just the tip in

“Ugh tonight...ok maybe just a french mani”

by Therealestlexgal93 December 27, 2020

French Toaster

A person who panic buys food staples at the first hint of a snow storm. Typically found in the Midwest, this type of shopper will stock up on 15 to 20 days worth of milk, eggs, and bread to ride out a one to two day snow event. What is ironic about the French Toaster is that they unwittingly bought the ingredients for, but very rarely make, French toast.

The Weather report calls for an inch of snow for tomorrow. I'll bet the French Toasters are emptying the shelves of milk, bread, and eggs again.

by The Reverand Doctor December 31, 2020